So, I have this friend. Her name is Katie. She's vegan. But she's no one of those "holier-than thou" vegans. I like that about her. Additionally, she's super cool. Therefore, I've decided to post a recipe for some vegan "egg" salad for her. Yep, that's it. What ya need- 1/2 lb of firm regular tofu 2 green onions, finely chopped 2 tablespoons of sweet pickle relish 1 tablespoon of vegan mayonnaise (look for it, it exists) 1 teaspoon of yellow mustard 1/4 teaspoon of cumin 1/4 teaspoon of turmeric 1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder salt and pepper, to taste Ok, so- Drain any excess moisture from the tofu. In a big bowl, mash the tofu. It doesn't have to be pretty and smooth, just mashed. Now add all of the other ingredients and mix together. Let this chill for a few hours in the refrigerator. Oh hey, you're done.