Mr. Bijoy Writes

So lately, I've seen people doing this "20 things about me" stuff on twitter. So instead of giving people 20 more tweets that you likely won't read, I'll write a blog post you won't read! And yes, I'm sure I'll get some judgement from some of these. Here we gooo!!!!! When I was younger I wanted to grow up to be an Olympic swimmer. But I'd be a nice person. I hear Michael Phelps isn't very nice. That's not cool. I'm told that, for a guy, I have a lot of shoes. Cookies are awesome. If you disagree, you're wrong.Also applies for Cookie Monster. I'm an Eagle Scout. I HATE doing dishes. Really ask anyone who knows me. When referring to Kool-Aid, I only accept the color of the Kool-Aid as a reference to the flavor. Also, red Kool-Aid is my favorite. I'm kind of a geek when it comes to history. I got bored once and studied behavioral science in human interaction for fun. Yes, for fun. Elephants are my favorite animal. I have no i...

Last night I had a good time talking to my good friend Matt. He and I have always had a passion for ceviche in all of its glory. Therefore, today I give you a ceviche recipe. I hope you enjoy it! What ya need: 1 pound fresh Pacific halibut or other firm-fleshed fish 1 teaspoon kosher salt 3 tablespoons fresh lime juice 2 ripe avocados, peeled and pitted 3/4 cup green olives, sliced 1/2 cup tomatillos, diced 1/4 cup onion, very finely chopped 1/4 cup fresh cilantro leaves 1 jalapeño, stemmed, seeded, and minced (optional) 2 tablespoons olive oil Tostadas or tortilla chips Ok, so: Grab a sharp knife and chop the fish into half-inch cubes. Now grab a medium-sized bowl, and coat the fish with salt and lime juice by tossing it around in the bowl. Now let this sit and marinate for about 30 minutes, tossing it every so often to maintain the coating. Now dice your avocados into small cubes. Throw the avocados and the other ingredients into the bowl and season with olive oil to taste. Boom,...

Every had a Palmer? It's really easy to make and unlike th Arnold Palmer, this has booze in it. What ya need: 2 oz of whiskey. 1/2 teaspoon of lemon Juice 1 dash of bitters Ok so: Shake all the ingredients in a shaker and then strain into a cocktail glass. Boom, you're done.