Style, whatever that is... (pt.2)
Back by popular demand, my musings on style and things like that. Mind you, I’m no expert and I rarely claim myself to be. This is just what I think, again. I hate to reiterate this, but there will never be a “new black.” Learn this, and live with it. Wearing a captain’s hat in public is not ok. Unless you’re an actual ship captain in full ship captain garb. If you’re not, you look like huge douchebag. Shiny, sequined, embellished button down shirts, like those you get at The Buckle, are not okay. If I seriously have to explain this, stop reading this and go home. Don’t wear hats like Pharrell. He doesn’t look good in them. You won’t either. Merino wool is a good material for sweaters. It’s better than cheaply-made cashmere. Do with this information as you may. If you wear a double-breasted suit or jacket, never unbutton it unless you’re taking it off. Otherwise, you will look like a classless bum. Don’t be a classless bum. Don’t roll up your jeans unless you are in a situati